To Do List

Let's get one thing clear, this is not a bucket list. This is simply a list of things I want to do. Zany crazy things that I want to do, and have fun doing.

1. Wear a shirt that says "Life", hand out lemons
2. Go into a crowded elevator, and say "I bet your all wondering why I gathered you here today," with a straight face.
3. Make vanilla pudding. Put it in a mayo jar. Eat it in public
4. Run into a store, ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell "It worked," and run out cheering.
5. Change named to Simon, speak in third person.
6. Put white Tic-Tacs in a pill bottle. In a crowded area, get them out and offer them to people. When they refuse say, "Suit yourself," and pop them in your mouth.
7. Text a random number with this, "I hid the body... Now what?!?"
8. When you really want to slap somebody, do it and then say, "Mosquito!"
9. Wear headphones in a public place.  Pretend you're listening to music.  Butt in on someone's conversation.
10. While on an elevator, stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
11. Greet everyone you pass with a hearty handshake while saying, "Hello!  I'm so glad you could join us!"
12. MEOW at random times while in a public place.
13. While on an elevator, stare at another passenger for a few moments before saying, "You're one of them!" while backing slowly away.
14. While on an elevator, say, "Ding!" at every floor.
15. While on an elevator, make a noise like an explosion every time someone pushes a button.
16. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to those around you, "This is my personal space."
17. When there's only one other person in an elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone stoops to help by picking it up then scream, "That's MINE!"
19. While in an elevator, call out, "Group hug!" then do it.